Thoughts of LoWriter

The Fuel of the Future

I have discovered a new fuel source that is a) renewable, b) biodegradable, and c) readily available. This fuel source has been used by both the political and educational systems in America for several years. While it is not the most efficient fuel source, and is actually extremely inefficient, it is the most plentiful resource known to man. It has driven administrations, candidates, employees, and students alike and has aided them in achieving their goals. Entire countries have used it to back their political agendas, but we would not need to depend on foreign sources for this fuel, as it is already most plentiful in the United States. I believe this fuel source can be used with great effectiveness for the population at large. All the auto and fuel industries have to do is create a vehicle that can run on excuses.

This fuel would be especially useful if the economy embraced and utilized the new fuel as well. In this way, no one would have to ever work again, so fuel would become obsolete. We could export our excuses to other countries for their use. Excuses would become the wave of the future, with the U.S. once again on the forefront of a brave new age. Never again would space travel be necessary. We could simply create a reason why we never made it to Mars, or China, or work, or the bathroom, and this would be sufficient evidence to the fact that we were “doing stuff” that was “extremely important to national and global security.”

Excuses: Fueling the United States Today and the World Tomorrow. Maybe. If We Remember and/or Feel Like It.