I was watching a show called Coupling last night when I heard the best monologue ever. It was in regards to this guy and his ,,video watching habits,, and he shouted this at someone over the dinner table when she asked why guys would want to watch films like that.
He replied:
"Because it's got naked women in it! [...] Look, I want to spend the rest of my life with that woman there at the end of this table, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. When man invented fire, he didn't say 'Hey, let's cook!' He said, 'Great! Now we can look at naked bottoms in the dark!' As soon as Jackson [sic] invented the printing press, we were using it to turn out pictures of, hey, naked bottoms! We've turned the Internet into an enormous, international database of? Naked bottoms! The entire history of male acheivement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of man's struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. Frankly, girls, I'm not sure how insulted you really ought to be."
I laughed until I cried. Then I watched it about 10 more times. Hillarious!
Posted by LoWriter at November 19, 2007 09:06 AMHey - I caught this on cable the other day. It was a hilarious speech, but I have to say I don't think it was the funniest part of the episode. My personal favorite was the giving of b**w jobs without conditions, and the one girl asked 'without conditions? how do you get anything done around the house?'
Posted by: 10lees at November 25, 2007 09:22 PM