Guess what I learned today? How to combine. That's right kids. Those great big beastie machines crawling up and down fields? Well, I was navigating one. So, I'm sorry if I have been tough to reach. I've been out in the field since I got to my parents' place last night.
Well, that's not strictly true. I have been out in the field often. You see, while my dad runs the grain to the elevator, I have been (wo)manning the combine. And it is scarey. Because it's big and a lot is riding on it. I mean, if you screw it up A) you will lose money because you can't get the crop in and B) it will cost a lot of money because combines are expensive.
I learned all about how the wheat has to be facing you and how to turn and how to put the sucker in gear and how to unjam it (I am covered in scratches right now) and how to shut it down. And my dad was very patient. It was quite fantastic.
I am also covered in dirt (and grease--the air conditioner broke while dad was driving and I handed him tools while he made fun of my mechanical aptitude [or what he considers my lack thereof even though he has never given me a chance]). I can't shower because I am still waiting for him to fill the truck one last time. Then we will drive the machinery back into the yard.
Well, kids, that's it for now. Hope you are learning new things this weekend, too.
Posted by LoWriter at August 5, 2006 09:50 PMI've always wanted to experience Combine goodness but have never had the opportunity. I've driven large construction equipment but never Ag-beasties. I had grease all over my hands this weekend too but only from small machines. Sounds like you had a fun weekend.
Posted by: jeff at August 7, 2006 08:34 AMooohhhh, it does sound like fun and I know how much you have always wanted to do that!
Posted by: 10lees at August 7, 2006 10:28 AMWell, after having done it for two an a half days, I can say that I might not think it's as fun as I thought it was, but it is still quite the accomplishment. I'm proud of myself and my new ability. And I think I handled a conflict with my dad relatively well, considering.
Jeff--Cool on the construction equipment! What were you fixing this weekend?
All told, it was pretty fun, but I am now behind on my own work, so don't be surprised if I disappear from here for awhile. ;)
Posted by: Lo at August 9, 2006 12:34 PMCars and snowmobiles.
Posted by: jeff at August 9, 2006 03:34 PMNice!
Posted by: Lo at August 11, 2006 07:46 AM