I'm not sure that enough of you appreciate the superiority of the Rubber Duck. The aforementioned Duck is superior to all other animals (and also superior to my spelling) in every way for the following reasons:
A. It floats.
B. It has its own song.
C. "When you squeeze [it], [it] makes noise."
D. Ernie loved the Rubber Ducky, and so should you.
E. It's yellow.
F. It doesn't crap like other animals do.
The significance of not crapping is especially important. Many animals have songs and are yellow and even can float, but all crap. For instance, the 10 monkeys jumping on the bed have a song, but monkeys still crap. Canaries are yellow, but they crap. Loons float, but they (alas) also crap.
Forget all the other animal options. Invest in a superior Rubber Duck. They're crap-less.
Posted by LoWriter at January 27, 2005 03:59 PMAnd who wants an animal that is going to crap in the tub?? NOBODY!
Posted by: 10lees at January 31, 2005 08:18 PMExactly. But I'll take an animal that will float in the tub and not crap.
Posted by: Lo at February 1, 2005 07:47 AM